Ok so this is how teaching positions in the public system get handed out.
First you do this exam that consists of two parts, one of theoretical knowledge and the other of so-called "practical" fake-a-lesson knowledge. After that, they check all sorts of elements in your CV that they believe are relevant, e.g. work experience, random courses, whether you have been an elite sportsman (true) or can speak Chinese and prove it (true).
All this is minced and blended and you get a mark with four decimals.
With that mark on their hands, they put you on a list and round you up in this high school auditorium at 10 am and keep you there for 7 hours while each of the people on the list choose from different positions neatly arranged in a similar numbered list.
I knew Catherine Tate only as a Doctor Who sidekick, but her own show is just brilliant... and heck, this sketch is just soooo much like real life to me (oh that Lauren!!!)... XD
(you might need a transcript but just read the comments and it will all come to you...)
Ps. Celebrating that, once more, I did NOT get a full time position at the teacher exams this year... the Return of the Sub!!!
You know, that makes a lot more sense than much of what I've been reading about sleeplessness lately. It's certainly a wonderful excuse for the typical question of "but, why are you insomniac? your life isn't that bad!"
Ok, so the mutation is for flies, but hey, most of our genome is the same as theirs... besides... there's always the classic teleportation problems ;-)
... aaah the things you find running around the net...
Aaron Neville | Everybody Plays The Fool
(r. clark, j.r. bailey, k. williams)
Ok, so your heart is broken Youre sitting around mopin, mopin, mopin, cryin, cryin You say youre even thinking about dying Well, before you do anything rash, baby, listen to this
Everybody plays the fool, sometime Theres no exception to the rule, listen baby It may be factual, it may be cruel, I aint lying Everybody plays the fool
Fallin in love is such an easy thing to do But theres no guarantee that the one you love, is gonna love you Oh, loving eyes they cannot see a certain person could never be Love runs deeper than any ocean, it clouds youre mind with emotion
Everybody plays the fool, sometime Theres no exception to the rule, listen baby It may be factual, it may be cruel, I aint lying Everybody plays the fool
How can you help it, when the music starts to play And your ability to reason, is swept away Oh, heaven on earth is all you see, youre out of touch with reality And now you cry, but when you do, next time around someone cries for you
Hey, everybody plays the fool, sometime Use your heart just like a tool, listen baby They never tell you so in school, I wanna say it again, Everybody plays the fool
Everybody plays the fool, sometime Theres no exception to the rule, listen baby It may be factual, it may be cruel, I aint lying Everybody plays the fool
Every plays the fool, sometime Theres no exception to the rule, listen baby It may be factual, it may be cruel, I wanna say it again Everybody plays the fool